Post by The B-Witch on Sept 17, 2011 11:07:50 GMT -5
*The big night was upon them. The annual supervillain awards had come. It was a huge event every yer among the forces evil. Held in a different secret location each year to provide maximum protection for the super criminals in attendence.....this years awards were being held in that most vile of all the worlds cities.....Las Vegas. It was town devoted to legally suckering people into gambling away their savings. What more sinister plot could there be?
At the massive casino, hotel called the desert palm most of the worlds most evil, powerful and clever criminals arrived one by one and struted down the red carpet into the grand theater within where the awards were being held. Among the many news outlets given access to the awards....on condition of maintaining the locations secret until after the show concludes and all are allowed to return to their various bases of operation.....is Hard Core's Network. Camera's flash as former winners of the male and female supervillain of the year arrive.
Catwoman, Doctor Doom, Magneto...who is something of a favorite to win again after the latest X-men movie. Lex Luthor, Dick Cheney, Bill and hillary clinton, Coount Dracula and others arrive. And soon.....making a grand enterence in the stolen batcopter no less....and members of the clique including 4 time winner of female supervillain of the year, Hard Core. Whisper who is up for newcomer supervillainess of the year. Lark who is this years main presenter of awards along with the Riddler.....and of course....high lord of haberdashery himself....the famous fedora fiend himself....the Schemer.
15 straight years the Schemer has been up for supervillain of the year....and lost each time. many think it could be his year this year. And thus...as the batcopter lands.....and the valets park it....the clique makes its way down the red carpet among the amid bright lights.....microphones and camera flashes.*
Hard Core! Do you think you'll win?? Whisper? What's it like to have a brainwashed hero as your escort to the awards? Hard Core Will wonder woman go on stage with you if you win? Whisper what do you think your chances of winning are tonight? Schemer? Is this finally your year?
*The Schemer nodded when asked that question.* It's beena great year for the clique.....Hard Core and Whisper carry or success on their arms with Wonder Woman and Green Arrow. Personally...I say my victory....and all nominated clique members are in the bag.....as it were.
--
"I don't think I'll win...I know I will. And yes, when I am called on stage, she will not only accompany me, but I'll have her carry the trophy for me." She grins slightly, then pets her prized pet.
"And for my darling, he still has that place on the mantle cleaned off for his award."
Then she looks at Alyssa and her "date". "As for our newcomer...she definitely has promise."
--
Alyssa grins devilishly as the flashbulbs go off around her. “Brainwashed? It’s all a matter of… perspective. Maybe he always wanted to come but that darn sense of morality got in the way, right hon?” she said as she looks back at him and grins broader. “As for my chances… well… I am in a category with a lot of bright young individuals, we’ll have to wait and see, won’t we?” she said, answering as diplomatically as she can. She laces her fingers in Green Arrow’s and pulls him along. “Come on then, we don’t want to be late…”
--
The lovely Lark goes through the secret backstage enterence where she prepares to head out on stage as host of the show. She is such a perfect choice she thinks. She is Lark. Like her winged namesake she thinks of herself as a graceful, fluttering creature of beauty.
Backstage her attendents the awards committee has provided are there to follow her every whim.
"Alright everybody hurry up. Before I go onstage I need my pore treatment, makeup. A want my nails done and my hairstyled. And bring me some of those mini philly cheese steaks I saw down the hall. Come on. get a move on I have to be on stage soon with that Riddler guy.
Riddler. They pick the riddler to be my co-host. How stupid is that? Why did they not pick some epic gotham villain. Somebody like mister frosty freezey? I love that ice gun. Or clayface he can shapeshift and stuff. Or that guy with the trick umbrellas the pelican. Give me this stupid guy that doesn't anything but annoy people with stupid riddles. How stupid is that?
Come on you people, hurry. I have be on stage soon. Oh my god, so stupid.
--
*The Schemer listens as Hard Core confidently speaks about winning a fifth award for herself.....telling all that she believes her lover the Schemer....the so-called Susan Lucci of superVillains....always nominated....never winning. And of course there's Alyssa....a.k.a Whisper....who many see as a big up and comer. These three along with nearly a ten other nominations for the clique could mean a huge night for the group. And of course....a win for the Schemer means.....that pompous speech he's been working on for over a decade will finally be unleashed.*
He follows the ladies to their seats.....third row center. As a former winner Hard Core is offered the opportunity to either sit with the rest of the clique...or in the balcony left of the stage. There all the female past winners are allowed to sit....in an honored place if they so chose. Opposite on the right side....male winners row in a similar perch is situated.
--
"I think I will sit...with my team, thank you." She motions the usher away and has Wonder Woman sit, then eases down between her and her darling.
"Love, if nothing else, you should at least get a lifetime achievement award..."
--
Just to be safe, Alyssa sits between Wonder Woman and Green Arrow. She hums a little ditty that some might just take as nerves, but the well trained eye would catch a bout of blinking from Wonder Woman as Alyssa takes a moment to reinforce her earlier commands. It just needs to last through the ceremony. They could do damage control after but…she just had this FEELING something was going to go wrong.
--
Lark and her cohost the Riddler are announced as the evenings hosts and head presenters. Together they go out on stage but it is Lark who takes the microphone.
"Hi everyone. I am Lark from my daddy the Schemer's group the clique. Welcome to the 2011th supervillain awards. You are all probably wondering why I am wearing this hat, magic wand and white dress. You're probably saying, why isn't wearing that powder blue dress in the window of sax fifth avenue that she would look so sexy in but her daddy still has not bought for her?
I'm in this off-broadway version of the wizard of oz and I play the good witch of the north. The story is about this little girl Dorothy and she pretends to be all innocent but she is really this supervillain. First her dog bites this old lady and then she steals her aunts house so she does not have to face the law in kansas. I mean superman might show up or something and arrest her since they are probably near smallville.
She takes the house through the air to this land called Oz. And when she gets there she starts trouble right way. She causes a mid-air crash and kills this lady with a broom. Then she comes crying to my charactor to give these ruby slippers with teleporting powers. She wants to use them to skip town and beat the murder rap. So my charactor gives her the slippers because she's a real sweet person like me. But does that little biatch skip town? Oh no. She stays in oz and puts together this criminal gang.
First she recruits this brainless scarecrow and they cause a riot in this apple orchard. Then she recruits this chicken sh*t Lion and this heartless armored guy with an ax. Then they go kill the broom lady's sister so she can't turn them in. Then when the authorities are about to move in she comes crying to my charactor show her how to teleport with the slippers and she goes back to Kansas. She gives her aunt a sob story and gets away with a double murder.
What really sucks is she leaves my charactor stuck back in oz with these stupid shrimpo dwarf people called munchies or something. These little bastards are really annoying. I'm trying to say my lines and they keep talking about their lollipops.No wonder the mayor of the munchies is so fat. Eating candy all the time. Eat a carrot tubby. So stupid.
That is that. Now we have to find out who wins newcomer female supervillainess of the year. My sister whisper is up in this catagory. I hope she wins. She is like my fourth favorite sister next Charlene, Mia and Hattie"
Tired of listening to Lark go on and on the Riddler states a riddle.
"What the one question a Lark can never answer? Are you asleep?"
He sprays knockout gas in Lark's face through the end of his cane thinking that shut her up. He is wrong.
"Is that knockout gas. That does not work on me. Use to go up to my daddy when he was thinking up scheme and try to tell him important stuff. Stuff like what happened on one tree hill or the gilmore girls and he would shoot me in the face with knockout gas. It does not work anymore. I built up a tolerance.
Trying knock out gas on me. So stupid. No wonder you have a question mark on your shirt. You don't know the answer to anything. But I do! I know the winner of newcomer of the year is my sister, whisper! Come up and get your award whisper! You so deserve it! Not as much me but you deserve it. Now everybody stand up clap for my sister! Yay Whisper!"
--
“Yeah, speech… oooh… You know, these things are a lot heavier than they look.” She said with a soft laugh as she handed it off to her escort. “Wow…” she breathed and moved back up to the microphone. “It’s really been a great year, not only for me, but my family, and my team. I won’t take up a lot of your time, just thank you all for this honor and keep your eye out for the Clique, the best is yet to come.” She said with a smile, pumping her fist a little in the air before moving to exit.
--
*The Schemer cringed listening to his dimwit daughter do the presenting. He could only hope her constant commenting won't hurt his chances to finally be supervillain of the year. But unknown to him.....in the balcony sections set aside for the past winners conversations were taking place that will shape the clique's future for years to come.*
Interesting. *Doctor Doom said aloud.* This Lark.....dressed in an outlandish outfit....acting the fool...and yet she not only has impressive powers....but an imunity to knock out gas.
So. *Lex Luthor sitting next to him replied.* What's your point, Doom.
Only this...I'm seeing a pattern. A pattern I find most dsiturbing.
What say you doom? *Loki....brother of Thor and former winner of Villain of the year ventured.*
Don't you see? The clique is making a powerplay. They are putting us on notice. They have plans to remove us all and try to take over the world for themselves.
You're mad, Doom. *Magneto stated flatly.* I know the clique. I've faced the Schemer. He's little more than a pathetic speech maker.
Is he? Then explain recent events, Magneto. They boldly enter gotham.....make fools of the gotham PD....capture two justice leaguers and show them off here. Word has it they've slain Batman and Robin. They arrive in the batcopter to prove it.
Who cares? So maybe he finally wins supervillain of the year. *Former supervillain of the year winner Bill Gates replied.*
The concerns of mortals do not interest a god, Doom. *Loki responded sarcastically.* My magic could destroy any of them.
Indeed.... and yet tmy sources claim the Schemer and his brood might have well mastered higher levels of magic. Didn't they unleash a horde of Zombies on Manhattan last year? Didn't you hear of the stories that the Schemer and some of his minions mysteriously changed into animals recently? A beaver. A squirrel and a weasel. There's talk Jamaican witch doctors are working for him. And Lark all but confirms the clique has mastered magic coming out in thatwitch outfit.
You imagine things, Doom. *another former winner....mister sinister shot back.* The clique are clever...but not that clever.
Indeed....yet did not four of their number best you and Apocolypse last year in europe, Sinister....and defeat the frightful four at the sametime?
Even if you're right....so what. *Magneto chimed in* Higher level villains like we are beyond their power to reach. I run Genosha....I have thousands of mutants backing me. You have an entire country behind you Doom. What can the ranks of the clique do against that.
They're allies with Atlantis now, Magneto. My spies tell me Namor himself and Llyron are working with them. If this is true.....the clique will have the power of atlantis....and the redeemers behind them. That's power enough to give even you pause.
Indeed. *Magneto said suddenly seeing the scope of the supposed threat.*
I must warn all father Odin of this. I'll not see Asgard fall to any but myself. *Loki said fearfully.*
The clique has been taking dead aim at my legion of doom. Black Manta, Sinestro were amde fools of in a recent battle in france. ((As seen in recent saturday night clique games)). Some magical drug rendeed them useless for hours. And now Lark has insulted the Riddler in public. It's all a grandstand play!! The Schemer has access to powers we can't cope with. That's why he's so confident now.
Oh my god!! The clqiue's gonna get us!! *Former president and former supervillain of the year award winner Bill Clinton said almost in tears.* What are we gonna do?? The clique is gonna get us.
*His wife Hillary Clinton....former female supervillain of the year slapped him* Shut up idiot!! I'll handle things like always do.
Keep him under control, Hillary!! *Former vice president Dick Cheney grumbled.* For all we know the Schemer has Monica Lewinsky in the clique. She might pump Billy for information that can sink us all!! Maybe I better handle this myself.
How Cheney? *Hillary grumbled back.* The Schemer's not fool enough to go hunting with you and let him shoot him in the back like the last guy that crossed you. d**n republicans!!
Shut up all of you!! *Doom roared.* We'll have to work together on this...band together against this ultimate threat of the clique!!
*Meanwhile....the Schemer....unaware of this conversation had risen....and was cheering for his daughter who was now newcomer supervillainess of the year.*
--
Landis was not going to miss this moment for the world. Even if she'd have to.. well.. fiddle with things to make SURE that schemer was named supervillian of the year.
Finding herself backstage for a moment, she wandered, largely ignored as she didn't seem to be dressed in any costume, or anything, and most people assumed wrongly she was part of the production crew.
She had happened to overhear the conversation that went on and said
"excuse me" very very quietly.
Of course, no one had paid her any attention. Not even a blink. So she tried louder.
"Excuse me." again, largely ignored, except for Bill Gates who moved out of her way and let her through. The rest of the previous VIPs continued to ignore her..
Frowning, she looked at Loki in the eye. "Excuse me." she said softly, and he glanced, before looking away...
That was enough for Landis.. as the air shimmered around her..
Loki became a big floppy bunny. Which landis picked up, and put into a magician's hat. "And there you go."
Looking at the rest of the supervillians she shrugged. "What? You haven't heard? Clique can affect space and time now too."
At the massive casino, hotel called the desert palm most of the worlds most evil, powerful and clever criminals arrived one by one and struted down the red carpet into the grand theater within where the awards were being held. Among the many news outlets given access to the awards....on condition of maintaining the locations secret until after the show concludes and all are allowed to return to their various bases of operation.....is Hard Core's Network. Camera's flash as former winners of the male and female supervillain of the year arrive.
Catwoman, Doctor Doom, Magneto...who is something of a favorite to win again after the latest X-men movie. Lex Luthor, Dick Cheney, Bill and hillary clinton, Coount Dracula and others arrive. And soon.....making a grand enterence in the stolen batcopter no less....and members of the clique including 4 time winner of female supervillain of the year, Hard Core. Whisper who is up for newcomer supervillainess of the year. Lark who is this years main presenter of awards along with the Riddler.....and of course....high lord of haberdashery himself....the famous fedora fiend himself....the Schemer.
15 straight years the Schemer has been up for supervillain of the year....and lost each time. many think it could be his year this year. And thus...as the batcopter lands.....and the valets park it....the clique makes its way down the red carpet among the amid bright lights.....microphones and camera flashes.*
Hard Core! Do you think you'll win?? Whisper? What's it like to have a brainwashed hero as your escort to the awards? Hard Core Will wonder woman go on stage with you if you win? Whisper what do you think your chances of winning are tonight? Schemer? Is this finally your year?
*The Schemer nodded when asked that question.* It's beena great year for the clique.....Hard Core and Whisper carry or success on their arms with Wonder Woman and Green Arrow. Personally...I say my victory....and all nominated clique members are in the bag.....as it were.
--
"I don't think I'll win...I know I will. And yes, when I am called on stage, she will not only accompany me, but I'll have her carry the trophy for me." She grins slightly, then pets her prized pet.
"And for my darling, he still has that place on the mantle cleaned off for his award."
Then she looks at Alyssa and her "date". "As for our newcomer...she definitely has promise."
--
Alyssa grins devilishly as the flashbulbs go off around her. “Brainwashed? It’s all a matter of… perspective. Maybe he always wanted to come but that darn sense of morality got in the way, right hon?” she said as she looks back at him and grins broader. “As for my chances… well… I am in a category with a lot of bright young individuals, we’ll have to wait and see, won’t we?” she said, answering as diplomatically as she can. She laces her fingers in Green Arrow’s and pulls him along. “Come on then, we don’t want to be late…”
--
The lovely Lark goes through the secret backstage enterence where she prepares to head out on stage as host of the show. She is such a perfect choice she thinks. She is Lark. Like her winged namesake she thinks of herself as a graceful, fluttering creature of beauty.
Backstage her attendents the awards committee has provided are there to follow her every whim.
"Alright everybody hurry up. Before I go onstage I need my pore treatment, makeup. A want my nails done and my hairstyled. And bring me some of those mini philly cheese steaks I saw down the hall. Come on. get a move on I have to be on stage soon with that Riddler guy.
Riddler. They pick the riddler to be my co-host. How stupid is that? Why did they not pick some epic gotham villain. Somebody like mister frosty freezey? I love that ice gun. Or clayface he can shapeshift and stuff. Or that guy with the trick umbrellas the pelican. Give me this stupid guy that doesn't anything but annoy people with stupid riddles. How stupid is that?
Come on you people, hurry. I have be on stage soon. Oh my god, so stupid.
--
*The Schemer listens as Hard Core confidently speaks about winning a fifth award for herself.....telling all that she believes her lover the Schemer....the so-called Susan Lucci of superVillains....always nominated....never winning. And of course there's Alyssa....a.k.a Whisper....who many see as a big up and comer. These three along with nearly a ten other nominations for the clique could mean a huge night for the group. And of course....a win for the Schemer means.....that pompous speech he's been working on for over a decade will finally be unleashed.*
He follows the ladies to their seats.....third row center. As a former winner Hard Core is offered the opportunity to either sit with the rest of the clique...or in the balcony left of the stage. There all the female past winners are allowed to sit....in an honored place if they so chose. Opposite on the right side....male winners row in a similar perch is situated.
--
"I think I will sit...with my team, thank you." She motions the usher away and has Wonder Woman sit, then eases down between her and her darling.
"Love, if nothing else, you should at least get a lifetime achievement award..."
--
Just to be safe, Alyssa sits between Wonder Woman and Green Arrow. She hums a little ditty that some might just take as nerves, but the well trained eye would catch a bout of blinking from Wonder Woman as Alyssa takes a moment to reinforce her earlier commands. It just needs to last through the ceremony. They could do damage control after but…she just had this FEELING something was going to go wrong.
--
Lark and her cohost the Riddler are announced as the evenings hosts and head presenters. Together they go out on stage but it is Lark who takes the microphone.
"Hi everyone. I am Lark from my daddy the Schemer's group the clique. Welcome to the 2011th supervillain awards. You are all probably wondering why I am wearing this hat, magic wand and white dress. You're probably saying, why isn't wearing that powder blue dress in the window of sax fifth avenue that she would look so sexy in but her daddy still has not bought for her?
I'm in this off-broadway version of the wizard of oz and I play the good witch of the north. The story is about this little girl Dorothy and she pretends to be all innocent but she is really this supervillain. First her dog bites this old lady and then she steals her aunts house so she does not have to face the law in kansas. I mean superman might show up or something and arrest her since they are probably near smallville.
She takes the house through the air to this land called Oz. And when she gets there she starts trouble right way. She causes a mid-air crash and kills this lady with a broom. Then she comes crying to my charactor to give these ruby slippers with teleporting powers. She wants to use them to skip town and beat the murder rap. So my charactor gives her the slippers because she's a real sweet person like me. But does that little biatch skip town? Oh no. She stays in oz and puts together this criminal gang.
First she recruits this brainless scarecrow and they cause a riot in this apple orchard. Then she recruits this chicken sh*t Lion and this heartless armored guy with an ax. Then they go kill the broom lady's sister so she can't turn them in. Then when the authorities are about to move in she comes crying to my charactor show her how to teleport with the slippers and she goes back to Kansas. She gives her aunt a sob story and gets away with a double murder.
What really sucks is she leaves my charactor stuck back in oz with these stupid shrimpo dwarf people called munchies or something. These little bastards are really annoying. I'm trying to say my lines and they keep talking about their lollipops.No wonder the mayor of the munchies is so fat. Eating candy all the time. Eat a carrot tubby. So stupid.
That is that. Now we have to find out who wins newcomer female supervillainess of the year. My sister whisper is up in this catagory. I hope she wins. She is like my fourth favorite sister next Charlene, Mia and Hattie"
Tired of listening to Lark go on and on the Riddler states a riddle.
"What the one question a Lark can never answer? Are you asleep?"
He sprays knockout gas in Lark's face through the end of his cane thinking that shut her up. He is wrong.
"Is that knockout gas. That does not work on me. Use to go up to my daddy when he was thinking up scheme and try to tell him important stuff. Stuff like what happened on one tree hill or the gilmore girls and he would shoot me in the face with knockout gas. It does not work anymore. I built up a tolerance.
Trying knock out gas on me. So stupid. No wonder you have a question mark on your shirt. You don't know the answer to anything. But I do! I know the winner of newcomer of the year is my sister, whisper! Come up and get your award whisper! You so deserve it! Not as much me but you deserve it. Now everybody stand up clap for my sister! Yay Whisper!"
--
“Yeah, speech… oooh… You know, these things are a lot heavier than they look.” She said with a soft laugh as she handed it off to her escort. “Wow…” she breathed and moved back up to the microphone. “It’s really been a great year, not only for me, but my family, and my team. I won’t take up a lot of your time, just thank you all for this honor and keep your eye out for the Clique, the best is yet to come.” She said with a smile, pumping her fist a little in the air before moving to exit.
--
*The Schemer cringed listening to his dimwit daughter do the presenting. He could only hope her constant commenting won't hurt his chances to finally be supervillain of the year. But unknown to him.....in the balcony sections set aside for the past winners conversations were taking place that will shape the clique's future for years to come.*
Interesting. *Doctor Doom said aloud.* This Lark.....dressed in an outlandish outfit....acting the fool...and yet she not only has impressive powers....but an imunity to knock out gas.
So. *Lex Luthor sitting next to him replied.* What's your point, Doom.
Only this...I'm seeing a pattern. A pattern I find most dsiturbing.
What say you doom? *Loki....brother of Thor and former winner of Villain of the year ventured.*
Don't you see? The clique is making a powerplay. They are putting us on notice. They have plans to remove us all and try to take over the world for themselves.
You're mad, Doom. *Magneto stated flatly.* I know the clique. I've faced the Schemer. He's little more than a pathetic speech maker.
Is he? Then explain recent events, Magneto. They boldly enter gotham.....make fools of the gotham PD....capture two justice leaguers and show them off here. Word has it they've slain Batman and Robin. They arrive in the batcopter to prove it.
Who cares? So maybe he finally wins supervillain of the year. *Former supervillain of the year winner Bill Gates replied.*
The concerns of mortals do not interest a god, Doom. *Loki responded sarcastically.* My magic could destroy any of them.
Indeed.... and yet tmy sources claim the Schemer and his brood might have well mastered higher levels of magic. Didn't they unleash a horde of Zombies on Manhattan last year? Didn't you hear of the stories that the Schemer and some of his minions mysteriously changed into animals recently? A beaver. A squirrel and a weasel. There's talk Jamaican witch doctors are working for him. And Lark all but confirms the clique has mastered magic coming out in thatwitch outfit.
You imagine things, Doom. *another former winner....mister sinister shot back.* The clique are clever...but not that clever.
Indeed....yet did not four of their number best you and Apocolypse last year in europe, Sinister....and defeat the frightful four at the sametime?
Even if you're right....so what. *Magneto chimed in* Higher level villains like we are beyond their power to reach. I run Genosha....I have thousands of mutants backing me. You have an entire country behind you Doom. What can the ranks of the clique do against that.
They're allies with Atlantis now, Magneto. My spies tell me Namor himself and Llyron are working with them. If this is true.....the clique will have the power of atlantis....and the redeemers behind them. That's power enough to give even you pause.
Indeed. *Magneto said suddenly seeing the scope of the supposed threat.*
I must warn all father Odin of this. I'll not see Asgard fall to any but myself. *Loki said fearfully.*
The clique has been taking dead aim at my legion of doom. Black Manta, Sinestro were amde fools of in a recent battle in france. ((As seen in recent saturday night clique games)). Some magical drug rendeed them useless for hours. And now Lark has insulted the Riddler in public. It's all a grandstand play!! The Schemer has access to powers we can't cope with. That's why he's so confident now.
Oh my god!! The clqiue's gonna get us!! *Former president and former supervillain of the year award winner Bill Clinton said almost in tears.* What are we gonna do?? The clique is gonna get us.
*His wife Hillary Clinton....former female supervillain of the year slapped him* Shut up idiot!! I'll handle things like always do.
Keep him under control, Hillary!! *Former vice president Dick Cheney grumbled.* For all we know the Schemer has Monica Lewinsky in the clique. She might pump Billy for information that can sink us all!! Maybe I better handle this myself.
How Cheney? *Hillary grumbled back.* The Schemer's not fool enough to go hunting with you and let him shoot him in the back like the last guy that crossed you. d**n republicans!!
Shut up all of you!! *Doom roared.* We'll have to work together on this...band together against this ultimate threat of the clique!!
*Meanwhile....the Schemer....unaware of this conversation had risen....and was cheering for his daughter who was now newcomer supervillainess of the year.*
--
Landis was not going to miss this moment for the world. Even if she'd have to.. well.. fiddle with things to make SURE that schemer was named supervillian of the year.
Finding herself backstage for a moment, she wandered, largely ignored as she didn't seem to be dressed in any costume, or anything, and most people assumed wrongly she was part of the production crew.
She had happened to overhear the conversation that went on and said
"excuse me" very very quietly.
Of course, no one had paid her any attention. Not even a blink. So she tried louder.
"Excuse me." again, largely ignored, except for Bill Gates who moved out of her way and let her through. The rest of the previous VIPs continued to ignore her..
Frowning, she looked at Loki in the eye. "Excuse me." she said softly, and he glanced, before looking away...
That was enough for Landis.. as the air shimmered around her..
Loki became a big floppy bunny. Which landis picked up, and put into a magician's hat. "And there you go."
Looking at the rest of the supervillians she shrugged. "What? You haven't heard? Clique can affect space and time now too."