Post by The B-Witch on Sept 25, 2011 11:34:01 GMT -5
Lark has returned to america in time to do the awards. She happened to have just enough on her card for a first class flight home after she was accidentally left behind. After her fourth favorite sister won the award for best newcomer, Lark returns to the stage and grabs the microphone before the Riddler can get ahold of it once again.
Before she can read who is up for the award the Riddler sick of being upstaged grabs his cane and swings it at Lark's head. The graceful girl that is the best looking in the world ducks without looking.
"Watch it! You almost hit me."
The Riddler swings his cane again. Again Lark ducks without looking.
"You can't hit me. You can't even hit me. I'm a sonically powered mutant. Like the graceful dolphin of the sea I have echo-location powers. I can tell when somebody is swinging stuff at me. t don't know why but that happens an awful lot. It does not matter. My echo-location powers are Llyron part of the reason Llyron loves me so because we both have ocean powers. It is why I will be queen of atlantis one day. Did you know the Dolphin is the Lark of the sea?
You are just lucky you did not hit me. I would have had to go to the doctor. I hate doctors! Last time I went for some medicine for my traumas they put me on this floor with crazy people for a whole weekend. How stupid is that? And the gown they gave me kept opening in the back. Evaluation and observation he says. Right. Like I do not know what he was evaluating and observing. The prev.
Enough of me. It is time for the supervillainess of the year award! This award is for the most evil doing woman of the year!
Among our candidates are:
Maxima. That's the biatch superman fights. She is not even from earth. Why does she get involved. So stupid.
Star sapphire. Oh big woop. Crazy biatch possessed by a crazy outer space biatch. Loser! Next up please.
Next is Catwoman. What? That very *friendly* person? Are you kidding? She doesn't even have powers and she gets nominated. She once won supervillainess of the year aonce before? How stupid is that? I've never even once been nominated. My daddy adopted me when I was 8. I am 22 now. That's 14 years. That's almost a decade,14 years in the clique and I don't get nominated. But some very *friendly* person does for dressing up like a stinky old, sinus killing stray cat. So stupid.
Catwoman. Big deal. Runs around gotham trying to take the jewels from the gem exchange or out of batman pants. You're a disgrace. I hope you can live with yourself. I hope you can sleep at night knowing what a disgrace you have become. Hope you lose. Hope you lose and don't win."
Catwoman has heard enough. She gets out of her seat, cracks her whip and starts toward the stage. Lark is ready, dancing around shadowboxing.
"You want some of me, kitty? You only think you want some of me. I watch those choppy choppy chinese movies. I know tofu. I will knock you out *****cat."
Catwoman does not stop coming so Lark changes her tactics.
"Security! That bad catlady is starting trouble!"
The awards ceremony security people come over to catwoman and she returns her seat. With the threat of another beatdown averted Lark returns to her hostess duties.
Next is poison Ivy. Oh I like her. She makes plants and does good thing for the enviroment. Stay green my sister!
Last is Hard Core."
There is a pause.
"Like everyone does not know she is going to win again today. She's totally evil. I know. I live with her. She thinks because she's doing my daddy she can tell me what to do. You should hear her. Lark leave your father alone he's scheming. Lark why don't you learn to be more responsible. Lark you spend to much of your father's money. Like she's the boss of me. She's not the boss of me. I'm the boss of me. I'm over 21. I can make my own choices. I can make my own incisions. The united states is a free country. Until the clique gets control of it and my daddy takes away everyones rights. But for right now it's still free and I chose to live off my daddy's money. That's the american way."
Lark settles down a little and decides maybe she is being to harsh. Toward's Hard Core anyway.
"I should be a little nicer. I should be more respectful. She's suppose to be my mom one day. Right Like that's going to happen. Seems like those two have been engaged since before George Washington was president. Like when he was fighting the evolutionary war. You should be ashamed, daddy. I hope you can live yourself. I really hope you can sleep at night making that poor woman wait this way. You should marry her and make an honest woman of her. Oh wait, we're criminals. You don't want her to be honest. That makes sense. Carry on.
Whatever. The winner is: Hard Core!. Congradulations mom! Can I call you mom?
--
“My head hurts.” Alyssa pouted and looked back to Green Arrow for a moment and smirked. “Now I feel better.” She added before glancing back to Schemer.
She makes a good point dad. The only reason she’s sticking around is to spend your money. If you know… a few cards got canceled… some PINs got changed… I’m not saying… I’m just saying.
--
She shakes her head and stands up, bringing along her Wonderpet with her. The announcer is going on and on about how this is her sixth award, her fifth in a row for villainess of the year.
She walks on stage, and kisses Lark on the cheek, then tustles Riddler's hair a bit before putting his hat back on him and takes the award. She grins wickedly before handing it to Wonder Woman, "Hold this for me, pet."
Then she steps to the microphone.
"It's been a good year for being bad...and a bad year for being good. I'd like to tell all of the women that came here hoping that they were going to get the win...that they can try to steal it from me if they like, but I won't apologize for breaking them into pieces. Oh, and ladies...lunch is on me next week..."
She grins again, then turns and kisses Wonder Woman for the rest of her speech time before synching her back up tightly to lead her back off stage, the award bound between her hands.
--
*In the audience....villains rise and clap for Hard Core as she heads to the stage to accept the award. Among the higher level villains....discussions take place that will eventually cause deadly ramifications.*
This is becoming outlandish!! *Loki...asgardian god of evil pronounced.* The clique are making fools of us all!!
Indeed. *Magneto agreed.* But what are we to do of it? If the clique have developed powers such as we suspect....
*He did not finish his sentence.....he didn't need too. All knew what he meant.*
This is horrible. *Would be winner of supervillain of the year Arnold Schwarzenegger stated in a saddened tone.* I made horrible movies like twins. I ruined california's economy. I had a kid with the maid. This was suppose to be my year to win. But the Schemer is outwitting us. Oh well...I'll have to be even more evil. Yes...I'll be more evil next year. I'll be back.
We have to do something!! *the Kingpin of crime complained.* But what??
*Meanwhile the Schemer....with a tear in his eye rose and clapped for his loyal love. she above all others....save himself was truly a deserving winner. He did cringe slightly when she messed up the Riddlers hair. In the process she touched his bowler. A bowler!!The man had no style in hatwear, A quick turn of the head was made towards Alyssa.*
I know....I know. But look at Lark? She's pathetic. She'd never survive on her own. We have to start applying pressure to Llyron. Force a shotgun wedding if we have too.
--
Lark gives her new mom her props then moves to the next catagory.
She rushes past the Riddler and grabs the microphone.
"Isn;t she great. Give my mom a big cheer! Ok. the next catagory is best reality altering being."
She stops and glares out into the audience.
"I am talking here, Kingpin! Keep it down fatass. So stupid. Why are you even here? You're nothing but a stupid gangster. You suck. Why don't you just go do some TV series like two and half chins and get lost tubby.
Now if we may proceed without further interuption here is who has been nominated.
Loki! The Asgardian god of evil! He will be difficult to beat. He has won supervillain of the year a couple of times. He is so the favorite.
But he has some tough competition!
Nightmare! He fights that Doctor strange guy all the time. He is really nasty! the clique have had dealings with him. He was tough but we defeated him.
Mordru! Oh I heard of him! He is really bad! Nothing the cllique can't handle but he is awesomely dangerous! This catagory is anyones contest!
Next up is Landis of the clique. What? Are you kidding me? What's she 7 years old? It's not fair. I've never been nominated. What's she been around, six weeks? So stupid. My daddy probably is pulling strings with the judges for that little kiss up kid . He does for the hired help but not for me. I hope you can live with yourself daddy. I hope you can sleep at night knowing how you treat your favorite daughter.
Who cares? She won't win. She's just filling out the field."
She picks up the card with the winner's name on it and just sneers when she sees who has won.
"Landis is the winner? Are you serious! I'm going backstage and talk to the judges! Fix! It's all fixed!"
The lovely lady who is sweet but shady slips off stage to complain to the judges while the winner comes to the stage to get his award.
--
Alyssa sighs deeply. Dad. That’s kind of the point. she relays to him mentally.Let her try and stand on her own and she’ll see it’s hard, give up and go to Llyron instead of your pushing him into it. she explained.
--
Backstage, HC chuckles a bit at Lark's anger, but walks back out onstage, bringing her pet along behind her.
"For reasons yet to be disclosed, Landis is currently unavailible to retrieve this award, so on behalf of Landis...the only kid to cause me any pain, other than my own." She snickers, remembering the incident at the police station when everyone got their powers swapped, "Thank you...and I'll make she gets it before her bed time." She hands the second award to Wonder Woman and starts offstage, pausing to look at the previous winners box for men.
"Quit your pregnant doging gentlemen, or they'll think you belong in the box on the other side...you know, the one that seems to have thinner forms and less inflated egos in it."
--
*While the Schemer chuckled at Lark's response to Landis's victory and gave her victory a steady round of applause.....others we not pleased.*
Pipe down Kingpin....you fool!! *Magneto grumbled.* Hard Core can hear you.
Bah. The clique has gone to far. *Doctor Doom complained.* I'm going to call in a specialist to remove this threat!! I'll not be made a fool of by these scum!!
Agreed. But who?? We are the greatest villains in history. Who can we bring in??
Leave that to me, Loki. I'll bring in the greatest....most deadly man in the world to handle this.
Macgyver? *Dick cheney Ventured.*
No you fool!! He's a hero....and besides....he's not been worth sh*t since that moronic Stargate series got canceled. No....I'm bringing in.....HIM!!
*Hillary Clinton understood.* Not....not....HIM!! He might turn on us.
A chance we must take, Hillary.
No no!! *Bill Clinton said crying.* He'll turn on us.....he'll kill us all.
Shut up you toad!! *Hillary said and slapped Bill across the face.* I'll handle this...like i did Jennifer flowers.
Then it's agreed?? I call...........HIM.
*Meanwhile.....the supervillain of the year award was up next. And all waited to see if the Schemer would finally win.*
--
Lark returns to the stage flouncing over to the microphone, snatching away from the Riddler. Her face is twisted in a angry scowl.
"I want it known I am out here under protest. These awards are such a rip. But I am a total professional so I will deal with it. Besides itis all my fault I never get nominated. I am too big heart. I am not one of those self-centered people like most villains. I am too generous and caring toward others.
Ok. Now is the big award. The one we've been waiting for, SuperVillain of the year.
Here is who is up this year.
Doctor Doom! Wow. He is bigtime! He is always one of the favorites.
Magneto! Wow! He will be tough to beat after how good he was in X-men first class.
Seth MacFarlane cretor of family guy.
Rob Pardo, Designer and cretor of WoW. He will be tough. He has brainwashed millions of losers with that junk.
And last but least, My daddy the Schemer! I so hope he wins. He is like the Abe Lincoln of villains. He must be. He has been trying to win this award for four score and seven years.
The card please riddler."
She opens the card.
"The winner is....my daddy!! The Schemer!!! Yay! Hey wait? He won and I did not even get nominated! Screw this I am out of here! "
So Lark angry and annoyed exits the stage heading off to the nearest highend shopping experience where she will drown her sorrow with her daddy's credit cards.
--
Hard Core shakes her head watching the annoyingly beautiful songSTRESS leave the stage after announcing that Schemer finally won the award for Best Villain. She stays near the edge of the curtain to watch, half wondering if she remembered to bring ear plugs to prevent her brain from being further destroyed by his pestiferous speech...then remembering she hadn't, as she wasn't sure if the bribe money had gone through, or the judges children had escaped.
Her eyes move from the stage, back to the stage box with the losers of the year in it, trying to eavesdrop a bit, wondering who the hell Him was other than some flowery demon poofta...or fairly decent band.
She pets Wonder Woman again, then whispers to her softly, "These villains in the box could be trouble...but, they are just men....even Hilary, I wonder about sometimes."
--
*Seeing the Schemer get the award for supervillain of the year is the final straw. The Villains of the world have had enough. Doctor doom presses hidden button on his gauntlet and panel in the palm of glove lides back....within is a phone with which he will call in his specialist. Magneto glances over and shakes his head.*
A rotary phone, Doom? Really?
Of course. Do you think me fool enough go with T-mobile. Those roaming charges are murder.
*And so a call is placed.,,,,and the conversation that will be had will bring forth chaos such as the world has seldom known.*
Meanwhile the Schemer rises.....walking purposefully towards the stage to collect his long overdue award. He bid Alyssa and Hard Core to join him....along with all the rest of the clique so that all might share in the moment. He is handed the award by an attractive stagewench and steps to the podium.*
Thank you all for this grand award. I must say without question and in all modesty...you picked the right man. For year now I have schemed.....I have plotted....and now...tonight....before you my valued peers....it is now all worth it. For I am on the verge of letting loose my ultimate Scheme!! One that will shake the earth to its very core.
*In the audience...hearing this only confirmed the villains worst fears.*
Make that call doom....he might be about to strike!! *Dick Cheney warned.
Look at him....that smug preening fool!! He's got us licked and he knows it!! *Doctor Octopus grumbled fearfully. Meanwhile....back on stage...the pompous speech continued.*
But this night....there have been overtones of discord among my fellow villains. Granted....we are competitors....but let us not forget the immortal reminder of the bard himself. "Let us strive mightily.....but let us eat and drink as friends."
In otherwords. Shut up you losers!! I'm the iwnner! Me!! I'm the supervillain of the year. None of the rest of you. I'm the big cheese....the head honcho....I am the high lord of haberdashery....the sovereign of the sartorial....the very king of crime itself!! I hold court here....no other!!! For those jealous among you....get over it!!....deal with it.....do not attempt smear this moment for me or my organization.....least you pay.
*In the audience Bill Clinton shivered.* Oh man...What are we gonna do?? He's gonna make us pay.
*Hillary turned to Doom.* Dial faster!!!
And now...for my victory speech. *the Schemer picked a large booklet with the speech he had prepared for 15 years and opened it to page one.*
my victory speech....volume one.
*Magneto's jaw dropped.* Good lord...he's going to read the whole thing. How evil can you get??
--
Alyssa looks around nervously, but eventually drags Green Arrow back up on stage, and looks for Hard Core, at east as a show of solidarity.
So they get into place, and no sooner does that happen then the winner goes into a temper tantrum over the jealous folk in the box… She reaches up to rub her face then reaches for her phone… this has to go on twitter…
--
She stands on the stage, still having Wonder Woman hold the two awards, hers and Landis's while she just glances to Alyssa...still wishing she had some ear plugs, both for herself and for the young woman.
She chuckles softly seeing her reach for her phone, but doesn't say anything, not wanting to distract Schemer from his tyraid or his fifteen year speech. She'd check Twitter later to see what she posts later, though she does look back towards the previous winners/current losers box to try to see what they were doing.
Before she can read who is up for the award the Riddler sick of being upstaged grabs his cane and swings it at Lark's head. The graceful girl that is the best looking in the world ducks without looking.
"Watch it! You almost hit me."
The Riddler swings his cane again. Again Lark ducks without looking.
"You can't hit me. You can't even hit me. I'm a sonically powered mutant. Like the graceful dolphin of the sea I have echo-location powers. I can tell when somebody is swinging stuff at me. t don't know why but that happens an awful lot. It does not matter. My echo-location powers are Llyron part of the reason Llyron loves me so because we both have ocean powers. It is why I will be queen of atlantis one day. Did you know the Dolphin is the Lark of the sea?
You are just lucky you did not hit me. I would have had to go to the doctor. I hate doctors! Last time I went for some medicine for my traumas they put me on this floor with crazy people for a whole weekend. How stupid is that? And the gown they gave me kept opening in the back. Evaluation and observation he says. Right. Like I do not know what he was evaluating and observing. The prev.
Enough of me. It is time for the supervillainess of the year award! This award is for the most evil doing woman of the year!
Among our candidates are:
Maxima. That's the biatch superman fights. She is not even from earth. Why does she get involved. So stupid.
Star sapphire. Oh big woop. Crazy biatch possessed by a crazy outer space biatch. Loser! Next up please.
Next is Catwoman. What? That very *friendly* person? Are you kidding? She doesn't even have powers and she gets nominated. She once won supervillainess of the year aonce before? How stupid is that? I've never even once been nominated. My daddy adopted me when I was 8. I am 22 now. That's 14 years. That's almost a decade,14 years in the clique and I don't get nominated. But some very *friendly* person does for dressing up like a stinky old, sinus killing stray cat. So stupid.
Catwoman. Big deal. Runs around gotham trying to take the jewels from the gem exchange or out of batman pants. You're a disgrace. I hope you can live with yourself. I hope you can sleep at night knowing what a disgrace you have become. Hope you lose. Hope you lose and don't win."
Catwoman has heard enough. She gets out of her seat, cracks her whip and starts toward the stage. Lark is ready, dancing around shadowboxing.
"You want some of me, kitty? You only think you want some of me. I watch those choppy choppy chinese movies. I know tofu. I will knock you out *****cat."
Catwoman does not stop coming so Lark changes her tactics.
"Security! That bad catlady is starting trouble!"
The awards ceremony security people come over to catwoman and she returns her seat. With the threat of another beatdown averted Lark returns to her hostess duties.
Next is poison Ivy. Oh I like her. She makes plants and does good thing for the enviroment. Stay green my sister!
Last is Hard Core."
There is a pause.
"Like everyone does not know she is going to win again today. She's totally evil. I know. I live with her. She thinks because she's doing my daddy she can tell me what to do. You should hear her. Lark leave your father alone he's scheming. Lark why don't you learn to be more responsible. Lark you spend to much of your father's money. Like she's the boss of me. She's not the boss of me. I'm the boss of me. I'm over 21. I can make my own choices. I can make my own incisions. The united states is a free country. Until the clique gets control of it and my daddy takes away everyones rights. But for right now it's still free and I chose to live off my daddy's money. That's the american way."
Lark settles down a little and decides maybe she is being to harsh. Toward's Hard Core anyway.
"I should be a little nicer. I should be more respectful. She's suppose to be my mom one day. Right Like that's going to happen. Seems like those two have been engaged since before George Washington was president. Like when he was fighting the evolutionary war. You should be ashamed, daddy. I hope you can live yourself. I really hope you can sleep at night making that poor woman wait this way. You should marry her and make an honest woman of her. Oh wait, we're criminals. You don't want her to be honest. That makes sense. Carry on.
Whatever. The winner is: Hard Core!. Congradulations mom! Can I call you mom?
--
“My head hurts.” Alyssa pouted and looked back to Green Arrow for a moment and smirked. “Now I feel better.” She added before glancing back to Schemer.
She makes a good point dad. The only reason she’s sticking around is to spend your money. If you know… a few cards got canceled… some PINs got changed… I’m not saying… I’m just saying.
--
She shakes her head and stands up, bringing along her Wonderpet with her. The announcer is going on and on about how this is her sixth award, her fifth in a row for villainess of the year.
She walks on stage, and kisses Lark on the cheek, then tustles Riddler's hair a bit before putting his hat back on him and takes the award. She grins wickedly before handing it to Wonder Woman, "Hold this for me, pet."
Then she steps to the microphone.
"It's been a good year for being bad...and a bad year for being good. I'd like to tell all of the women that came here hoping that they were going to get the win...that they can try to steal it from me if they like, but I won't apologize for breaking them into pieces. Oh, and ladies...lunch is on me next week..."
She grins again, then turns and kisses Wonder Woman for the rest of her speech time before synching her back up tightly to lead her back off stage, the award bound between her hands.
--
*In the audience....villains rise and clap for Hard Core as she heads to the stage to accept the award. Among the higher level villains....discussions take place that will eventually cause deadly ramifications.*
This is becoming outlandish!! *Loki...asgardian god of evil pronounced.* The clique are making fools of us all!!
Indeed. *Magneto agreed.* But what are we to do of it? If the clique have developed powers such as we suspect....
*He did not finish his sentence.....he didn't need too. All knew what he meant.*
This is horrible. *Would be winner of supervillain of the year Arnold Schwarzenegger stated in a saddened tone.* I made horrible movies like twins. I ruined california's economy. I had a kid with the maid. This was suppose to be my year to win. But the Schemer is outwitting us. Oh well...I'll have to be even more evil. Yes...I'll be more evil next year. I'll be back.
We have to do something!! *the Kingpin of crime complained.* But what??
*Meanwhile the Schemer....with a tear in his eye rose and clapped for his loyal love. she above all others....save himself was truly a deserving winner. He did cringe slightly when she messed up the Riddlers hair. In the process she touched his bowler. A bowler!!The man had no style in hatwear, A quick turn of the head was made towards Alyssa.*
I know....I know. But look at Lark? She's pathetic. She'd never survive on her own. We have to start applying pressure to Llyron. Force a shotgun wedding if we have too.
--
Lark gives her new mom her props then moves to the next catagory.
She rushes past the Riddler and grabs the microphone.
"Isn;t she great. Give my mom a big cheer! Ok. the next catagory is best reality altering being."
She stops and glares out into the audience.
"I am talking here, Kingpin! Keep it down fatass. So stupid. Why are you even here? You're nothing but a stupid gangster. You suck. Why don't you just go do some TV series like two and half chins and get lost tubby.
Now if we may proceed without further interuption here is who has been nominated.
Loki! The Asgardian god of evil! He will be difficult to beat. He has won supervillain of the year a couple of times. He is so the favorite.
But he has some tough competition!
Nightmare! He fights that Doctor strange guy all the time. He is really nasty! the clique have had dealings with him. He was tough but we defeated him.
Mordru! Oh I heard of him! He is really bad! Nothing the cllique can't handle but he is awesomely dangerous! This catagory is anyones contest!
Next up is Landis of the clique. What? Are you kidding me? What's she 7 years old? It's not fair. I've never been nominated. What's she been around, six weeks? So stupid. My daddy probably is pulling strings with the judges for that little kiss up kid . He does for the hired help but not for me. I hope you can live with yourself daddy. I hope you can sleep at night knowing how you treat your favorite daughter.
Who cares? She won't win. She's just filling out the field."
She picks up the card with the winner's name on it and just sneers when she sees who has won.
"Landis is the winner? Are you serious! I'm going backstage and talk to the judges! Fix! It's all fixed!"
The lovely lady who is sweet but shady slips off stage to complain to the judges while the winner comes to the stage to get his award.
--
Alyssa sighs deeply. Dad. That’s kind of the point. she relays to him mentally.Let her try and stand on her own and she’ll see it’s hard, give up and go to Llyron instead of your pushing him into it. she explained.
--
Backstage, HC chuckles a bit at Lark's anger, but walks back out onstage, bringing her pet along behind her.
"For reasons yet to be disclosed, Landis is currently unavailible to retrieve this award, so on behalf of Landis...the only kid to cause me any pain, other than my own." She snickers, remembering the incident at the police station when everyone got their powers swapped, "Thank you...and I'll make she gets it before her bed time." She hands the second award to Wonder Woman and starts offstage, pausing to look at the previous winners box for men.
"Quit your pregnant doging gentlemen, or they'll think you belong in the box on the other side...you know, the one that seems to have thinner forms and less inflated egos in it."
--
*While the Schemer chuckled at Lark's response to Landis's victory and gave her victory a steady round of applause.....others we not pleased.*
Pipe down Kingpin....you fool!! *Magneto grumbled.* Hard Core can hear you.
Bah. The clique has gone to far. *Doctor Doom complained.* I'm going to call in a specialist to remove this threat!! I'll not be made a fool of by these scum!!
Agreed. But who?? We are the greatest villains in history. Who can we bring in??
Leave that to me, Loki. I'll bring in the greatest....most deadly man in the world to handle this.
Macgyver? *Dick cheney Ventured.*
No you fool!! He's a hero....and besides....he's not been worth sh*t since that moronic Stargate series got canceled. No....I'm bringing in.....HIM!!
*Hillary Clinton understood.* Not....not....HIM!! He might turn on us.
A chance we must take, Hillary.
No no!! *Bill Clinton said crying.* He'll turn on us.....he'll kill us all.
Shut up you toad!! *Hillary said and slapped Bill across the face.* I'll handle this...like i did Jennifer flowers.
Then it's agreed?? I call...........HIM.
*Meanwhile.....the supervillain of the year award was up next. And all waited to see if the Schemer would finally win.*
--
Lark returns to the stage flouncing over to the microphone, snatching away from the Riddler. Her face is twisted in a angry scowl.
"I want it known I am out here under protest. These awards are such a rip. But I am a total professional so I will deal with it. Besides itis all my fault I never get nominated. I am too big heart. I am not one of those self-centered people like most villains. I am too generous and caring toward others.
Ok. Now is the big award. The one we've been waiting for, SuperVillain of the year.
Here is who is up this year.
Doctor Doom! Wow. He is bigtime! He is always one of the favorites.
Magneto! Wow! He will be tough to beat after how good he was in X-men first class.
Seth MacFarlane cretor of family guy.
Rob Pardo, Designer and cretor of WoW. He will be tough. He has brainwashed millions of losers with that junk.
And last but least, My daddy the Schemer! I so hope he wins. He is like the Abe Lincoln of villains. He must be. He has been trying to win this award for four score and seven years.
The card please riddler."
She opens the card.
"The winner is....my daddy!! The Schemer!!! Yay! Hey wait? He won and I did not even get nominated! Screw this I am out of here! "
So Lark angry and annoyed exits the stage heading off to the nearest highend shopping experience where she will drown her sorrow with her daddy's credit cards.
--
Hard Core shakes her head watching the annoyingly beautiful songSTRESS leave the stage after announcing that Schemer finally won the award for Best Villain. She stays near the edge of the curtain to watch, half wondering if she remembered to bring ear plugs to prevent her brain from being further destroyed by his pestiferous speech...then remembering she hadn't, as she wasn't sure if the bribe money had gone through, or the judges children had escaped.
Her eyes move from the stage, back to the stage box with the losers of the year in it, trying to eavesdrop a bit, wondering who the hell Him was other than some flowery demon poofta...or fairly decent band.
She pets Wonder Woman again, then whispers to her softly, "These villains in the box could be trouble...but, they are just men....even Hilary, I wonder about sometimes."
--
*Seeing the Schemer get the award for supervillain of the year is the final straw. The Villains of the world have had enough. Doctor doom presses hidden button on his gauntlet and panel in the palm of glove lides back....within is a phone with which he will call in his specialist. Magneto glances over and shakes his head.*
A rotary phone, Doom? Really?
Of course. Do you think me fool enough go with T-mobile. Those roaming charges are murder.
*And so a call is placed.,,,,and the conversation that will be had will bring forth chaos such as the world has seldom known.*
Meanwhile the Schemer rises.....walking purposefully towards the stage to collect his long overdue award. He bid Alyssa and Hard Core to join him....along with all the rest of the clique so that all might share in the moment. He is handed the award by an attractive stagewench and steps to the podium.*
Thank you all for this grand award. I must say without question and in all modesty...you picked the right man. For year now I have schemed.....I have plotted....and now...tonight....before you my valued peers....it is now all worth it. For I am on the verge of letting loose my ultimate Scheme!! One that will shake the earth to its very core.
*In the audience...hearing this only confirmed the villains worst fears.*
Make that call doom....he might be about to strike!! *Dick Cheney warned.
Look at him....that smug preening fool!! He's got us licked and he knows it!! *Doctor Octopus grumbled fearfully. Meanwhile....back on stage...the pompous speech continued.*
But this night....there have been overtones of discord among my fellow villains. Granted....we are competitors....but let us not forget the immortal reminder of the bard himself. "Let us strive mightily.....but let us eat and drink as friends."
In otherwords. Shut up you losers!! I'm the iwnner! Me!! I'm the supervillain of the year. None of the rest of you. I'm the big cheese....the head honcho....I am the high lord of haberdashery....the sovereign of the sartorial....the very king of crime itself!! I hold court here....no other!!! For those jealous among you....get over it!!....deal with it.....do not attempt smear this moment for me or my organization.....least you pay.
*In the audience Bill Clinton shivered.* Oh man...What are we gonna do?? He's gonna make us pay.
*Hillary turned to Doom.* Dial faster!!!
And now...for my victory speech. *the Schemer picked a large booklet with the speech he had prepared for 15 years and opened it to page one.*
my victory speech....volume one.
*Magneto's jaw dropped.* Good lord...he's going to read the whole thing. How evil can you get??
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Alyssa looks around nervously, but eventually drags Green Arrow back up on stage, and looks for Hard Core, at east as a show of solidarity.
So they get into place, and no sooner does that happen then the winner goes into a temper tantrum over the jealous folk in the box… She reaches up to rub her face then reaches for her phone… this has to go on twitter…
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She stands on the stage, still having Wonder Woman hold the two awards, hers and Landis's while she just glances to Alyssa...still wishing she had some ear plugs, both for herself and for the young woman.
She chuckles softly seeing her reach for her phone, but doesn't say anything, not wanting to distract Schemer from his tyraid or his fifteen year speech. She'd check Twitter later to see what she posts later, though she does look back towards the previous winners/current losers box to try to see what they were doing.